April 29, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Luke remembers his attempt to be a sportswriter

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is Too Beautiful to Live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Gather around for all have news.
0:12.0	What news? What did your keen and perceptive eyes behold?
0:16.0	You're f**king on now that it is a race.
0:19.0	How high range I could not tell for the song it said in darkness film before I reached its pinnacle.
0:26.0	Then a strange thing happened.
0:30.0	Too Beautiful to Live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:34.0	I volunteer with children who have muscular dystrophy.
0:38.0	Ladies and gentlemen, she's in the house.
0:42.0	It's Granny Todd.
0:45.0	Why is Sean Dutori here and not Angelina Jolie?
0:49.0	I don't buy this for one Iota, not even a second!
0:56.0	Gate off titler.
1:00.0	George Clooney, why don't I have a problem with using Michael Clayton?
1:04.0	HW calls it Michael Gate.
1:07.0	That's a burn.
1:08.0	Roll goal!
1:10.0	Taffy Pipers, the baby's got a tummy ache.
1:13.0	Slinky pies, dinosaur cheerleaders.
1:16.0	Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.
1:20.0	He's for fun.
1:21.0	What are you doing here?
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