April 28, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Local blogger tells of a mysterious letter he received from a stranger when he was 14 years old. Plus, TBTL is on the wagon!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Don't stay in my house if you're dark-satting.
0:14.0	Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundo's.
0:22.0	What is a blog? Why do we blog? We blog to exist.
0:27.0	I'm not holding the internet. I'm like, just sheet. I don't know anything about that.
0:33.0	They just want you to be normal and clearly you're not.
0:36.0	Methamphetamines. The worst sunburn you'll ever have.
0:40.0	Taffy-pipers. The babies got a tummy ache. Slinky pies. Dinosaur cheerleaders.
0:45.0	Hairstyles for hobos. Smokable graham crackers.
0:48.0	Hey, I found some change in the sofa. A hopeless sandwich with a despair pickle on the side.
0:53.0	Dentures for crocodile.
0:55.0	Gilgroom food. Tummy tumblers. Tadad lobster bibs.
0:59.0	Cut. Cut.
1:03.0	I'm Eddie Monty. You're the little comma.
1:05.0	Hi. I'm Woody Owl and I'm here to tell you about a dirty word.
1:09.0	False terrible.
1:10.0	Love is wearing makeup to bed and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop.
1:15.0	That's why we take so many trips to the Azteca.
1:19.0	Because we love you so much, US American listeners.
1:25.0	Well, who do you welcome to a Monday night edition of TVTL?
1:28.0	It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:31.0	I'm Luke Burbank, your host.
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