You mean, that is a sweet-looking spice car you got there. What is that, man?

This here, buddy, the TBTL with a 97-3 Cairo under the hood. It'll all ask.

Stop right there, man. Man goes into a restaurant. You listening?

And man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's having a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter,

come, taste the soup. Where says there's something wrong with the soup? It says,

taste the soup. He says there's something wrong with the soup. It's the soup too high.

Says, will you taste the soup? It's running with the soup too cold. Will you just taste the soup?

All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?

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Broadcasting from behind the safety of a germ covering face mask by which I mean a napkin

from the Wendy's on Rainier Avenue. This is a Monday night edition of TBTL show that's

probably too beautiful to live. What a fun sexy time for you. I'm your host Luke Burbank

weighing in it 190 pounds. It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain. I don't know if the scale

of my house is broken or if I have somehow zeroed in on some kind of exceedingly exact

diet, but I kid you not 190 now going on day number six, weigh in number six.

It's uncanny. I mean I really understand at this point that it sounds like I'm lying.

And I will say that when I got on the scale earlier this morning just after I'd had like four

cups of coffee. It may have, it may have, um, toyed with, played with going above 190,

but then this afternoon at about five. I got back on that bad boy and it was squarely at 190.

It's okay for me to take the lower of the two events during the day. Is that right, Jennifer? Sure, of course.

Okay. Wonderful. Hi, this is Luke's Mom Foodie coming tonight on TBTL.

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