April 24, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2008

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Luke invented a word! Shockycheese

What are you doin' here?: Brent Taylor, Canadian Undertaker

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:09.5	Everything in my life is work, but not done as stepping.
0:12.5	I don't have to shave, I don't have to fade, I don't have to be clever or nice.
0:16.5	You know, I can just be myself, isn't that what love really is?
0:19.5	No, love is hiding who you really are at all times, even when you're sleeping.
0:24.5	Love is wearing makeup to bed and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop.
0:29.0	You should be smarter.
0:35.0	I can't believe you're still on the air.
0:37.0	You blew the bridge.
0:38.0	What the f**k is this?
0:39.0	This is MTV guys, come on.
0:41.0	I don't think I did, honey.
0:43.0	I'm adding money.
0:44.0	Get Jesse.
0:45.0	Get a little comma.
0:46.0	False terrible.
0:47.0	You got the touch.
0:49.0	You got the power.
0:53.0	Lately I've been listening to a lot of Jay-Z.
0:58.0	I mean, this new American gangster, as Jay would say, he got flow.
1:11.0	They've turned the radio dial with a snarl.
1:14.0	Then one day they tell me they suddenly realized I was talking to them.
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