You're in the Paracast.

You're in the Paracast, the gold standard of paranormal radio.

And now, here's Gene Steinberg.

So we have two guest co-hosts, or one guest co-hosts, and a panelist today.

We have Don Eckers returning from the last two weeks and we also have one of our long-time listeners and forum regulars, the one,

the only Michael Allen. Yep. That's me. You're the only, right? I'm the only Michael Allen on the

forum, apparently, which is kind of weird because, you know,

Michael Allen is a very, I mean, Google my name, and you're going to see hundreds and thousands

of them.

So that's how long I've been in the forums is that I was able to get my name early on.

Well, that's the only way to do it.

There are other ways of doing it, but it requires either dismissing somebody in the forums,

firing them or banning them or something like that, or negotiating with them or paying them off.

Right.

You know, grab your name.

It's a new thing we can do here.

We'll take like a third.

You want to change your name in the forums.

You contact somebody whose name you'd like.

I'll work with you to get them to switch, but whatever you pay, I get a third of.

It's a pericast plus privilege.

I mean, you contact the other guy.

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