April 21, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2010

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Sean has a sexy adventure with ticket scalpers, Luke revisits yesterday's accidental broadcast of 20 minutes of post-show gossip, and Jen plans to solve some murders when she goes to Maine next week.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, sick?
0:01.0	What?
0:02.0	I had a lot of diarrhea.
0:06.0	That's what you want to know?
0:08.0	You married your son?
0:10.0	Yeah, I had a lot of diarrhea.
0:12.0	Yeah, I had a diarrhea and then...
0:19.0	Oh, boy, it's funny.
0:21.0	TVTM!
0:24.0	Hey there, ladies and gentlemen.
0:31.0	Welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.
0:36.0	It's a show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:38.0	Good God, lemon, your breath.
0:40.0	When did you find time to eat a diaper that you found on the beach?
0:44.0	You know, I was multitasking.
0:46.0	What can I say?
0:48.0	I was busy.
0:49.0	Busy as a bee ever before the show, doing all kinds of things.
0:52.0	This is episode 542 in a collector's series.
0:56.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 177 pounds.
1:02.0	A popular term is manorexic.
1:04.0	Actually, for a brief time last night, I got down to 176 pounds.
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