April 21, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2008

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	I can't believe you're still on here.
0:11.0	You're thinking of this place all wrong.
0:13.0	Is if I had the money back in a safe, the money's not here.
0:17.0	Well, your money's in Joe's house. That's right next to yours.
0:19.0	And then the Kennedy House and Mrs. Mikeland's house and a hundred others.
0:23.0	You're lending them the money to build and then they're going to pay it back to you as best they can.
0:27.0	What are you going to do for clothes on them?
0:29.0	Gene Wilder's screaming ball sack on a fireboat in Lake Chunky.
0:36.0	I'm adding money. You're the little comma.
0:39.0	Can't live without you.
0:45.0	I think I can summarize the experience in one word.
0:48.0	Long! It's come wrong. And that happens. Over the right.
0:53.0	It hits the wall and bounces past the white line. I'm not sure what that means.
0:57.0	And that happens.
0:59.0	Welcome, Daniel, and Fable!
1:02.0	Some nine years ago, I spent time with a woman I shouldn't have.
1:06.0	I paid her with a check. I wish I hadn't done that.
1:09.0	Clean as your mom's.
1:11.0	Oh, hey.
1:12.0	Astronauts had a big problem with a giant robot.
1:15.0	What are you doing here?
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