April 19, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2010

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke decides to put on spandex shorts and stalk Conan O'Brien around his neighborhood, Jen's duck sex-run leads to a discussion of the DISGUSTING world of duck copulation, and should Icelanders be showing more remorse over their volcano that's ruining flights for all of Europe?

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0:00.0	You're like my magic TVG app.
0:02.8	Do we all move? Do we look wrong?
0:06.2	Let's let them do it.
0:18.8	I've been trying to quit drinking, and the other day I drink a 12 pack of O'Dolls.
0:24.4	I went riding around in my car, and I got pulled over by a cop.
0:31.4	He's like, son, have you been drinking?
0:35.4	I don't like, uh, sort of.
0:38.4	I said, well, you've been drinking, and I said, O'Dolls.
0:41.4	Not alcoholic beer.
0:43.4	And he wrote me a ticket for being a gay lord.
0:50.4	We have a great show for you tonight.
0:53.4	No!
0:58.4	Well, we don't have Hoobistank either, but we do have a great show in store for you,
1:03.4	namely a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:08.4	It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham.
1:10.4	Well, mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
1:13.4	Uh, this is an episode of 540 in the Collector's Series.
1:18.4	What do you know about that?
1:19.4	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing it at 178 pounds.
1:23.4	A popular term is manorexic.
1:25.4	Take that body.
1:26.4	This is all after I, uh, yesterday in Ocean Shores, Washington, while visiting my folks eight,
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