April 17, 2008 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Church of TBTL Update

The neanderthal man speaks...sort of

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Can't leave without you.
0:15.0	I'm Eddie Monty, you're the Luke Combo.
0:17.0	Don't stay in my house if you're dark-sided.
0:21.0	Methamphetamines, the worst sunburn you'll ever have.
0:25.0	Taffy-pipers, the baby's got a tummy ache.
0:28.0	Slinky pies, dinosaur cheerleader.
0:32.0	Captain Crunch, Dave Crunchy, even in milk.
0:36.0	George Clooney, who I don't have a problem with, he was a Michael Clayton.
0:39.0	HW calls it Michael Gainton.
0:42.0	That's a burn.
0:44.0	Strange, quirky, revealing, and in some cases, totally false.
0:51.0	You've been living in the monkey house.
0:53.0	False Terribles.
0:56.0	Harvey, why do you think special for your birthday?
0:59.0	Just a decent cup of coffee.
1:01.0	You're kidding.
1:02.0	I'm serious, honey, your coffee's unbreakable.
1:04.0	Pretty harsh.
1:05.0	Well, so is your coffee.
1:07.0	I think we can all agree that it's a great time to be a lady in America.
1:11.0	Big what?
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