April 16, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2009

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: an update on the Evite from "Victor"; plus our feelings on the safety of our food.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Start the show! I will not start the show!
0:02.0	Start the show! I will not start the show!
0:04.0	You start it, start it!
0:06.0	Okay, okay, I'll start the show!
0:08.0	Oh my god! That's not perfect!
0:10.0	It's TBTO!
0:12.0	You see that card?
0:14.0	This is the most impressive business card I've ever seen.
0:18.0	It's mine.
0:20.0	It took me 25 years to design this.
0:22.0	This card is expensive.
0:24.0	It's about four dollars a card.
0:26.0	Because it's a stock.
0:28.0	Because it's a stock.
0:30.0	It doesn't fit in a roller desk.
0:32.0	Because it doesn't bowl wall.
0:34.0	And a roller desk.
0:36.0	It's the kind of thing where your card should be so good.
0:38.0	Even if they don't like it, they won't throw it out.
0:40.0	Because it demonstrates an incredible marketing capability.
0:46.0	Life is not about being a light.
0:48.0	It's about being affected.
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