April 16, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 16 April 2008
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
TBTL Cult?
Micro Targets: Guest Amelie Gillette of The Onion
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Harvey, why do you think special for your birthday? |
| 0:03.7 | Just a decent cup of coffee. |
| 0:05.5 | You're kidding. |
| 0:06.5 | I'm serious, honey, your coffee is unbreakable. |
| 0:09.3 | Pretty harsh. |
| 0:10.3 | Well, so is your coffee. |
| 0:11.8 | They've turned the radio dial with a snarl. |
| 0:14.6 | Then one day they tell me they suddenly realize I was talking to them. |
| 0:20.1 | Methamphetamines, the worst sunburn you'll ever have. |
| 0:24.0 | Taffy-pipers, the babies got a tummy ache, slinky pies, dinosaur cheerleaders, |
| 0:29.4 | hairstyles for hobos, smokeable graham crackers. |
| 0:32.9 | Hey, I found some change in the sofa. |
| 0:34.9 | A hopeless sandwich with a despair pickle on the side, dentures for crocodiles, |
| 0:39.4 | pilgrim food, tummy tumblers, tied-eyed lobster bibs. |
| 0:42.9 | Ha, God! |
| 0:44.9 | Can't leave without you. |
| 0:51.9 | Look at its plain and simple. |
| 0:53.9 | It's both s**t. |
| 0:55.4 | Get off milk island. |
| 0:57.4 | I'm out of money, you little c'mon. |
| 0:59.4 | You can't tell me what to do, you're not my father. |
| 1:02.4 | And he looked at it and said, this is a bull penis. |
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