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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

April 14, 2009 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2009

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Jen's experiences at the M's home opener this afternoon. Plus, thrilling to Susan Boyle's awesome performance on "Britain's Got Talent"

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, so you're like, um, listening to TVTL, it's on like, um,

0:05.5

973 Cairo, you know, and it's with like, um, Luke Burbank and, um,

0:11.1

Gen Andrews and like, um, in San Dutori.

0:14.5

So, um, yeah, TVTL, like, yeah.

0:21.6

You guys have a deal with me.

0:24.9

I never had it like this where I come out here.

0:27.9

But I send my kids here, because the fact is, you go to one of the best schools in the country.

0:34.6

Russia.

0:36.2

Now, for some of you, it doesn't matter.

0:41.2

You're born rich and you're going to stay rich.

0:45.0

But here's my advice to the rest of you.

0:49.1

Take dead aim on the rich ladies.

0:53.4

Get them in the crosshairs and take them dead.

0:58.4

Just remember, they can buy anything, but they can't buy that phone.

1:05.8

Don't let them forget it.

1:08.8

Nightmares.

1:10.9

Just after nine bells, Burbank standard time.

1:17.1

That means it's time for the third and final hour of this Tuesday night

1:23.0

edition of TVTL.

1:26.9

Show that's probably too beautiful to live.

1:29.6

It's episode 306, 306 in a collector's series.

1:36.0

I've mentioned it before, but I'll say it again.

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