This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710 Cairo

I mean can I share something with you that I'd never shared with anyone in my life?

I would rather you didn't when I was a child I had a terrible stutter and I was so

embarrassed by it that I really spoke in class the stutter got so bad I was

taken out of my grade and put in a special class held in the boiler room my

only other classmate was named Gilly he'd fallen through the eyes as the

child was technically dead for 57 minutes they told us to sweep sawdust so we

could find work at a mill false terrible you blew the bridge the

TV guys come on I don't think I did honey I'm adding money you're Jesse you

they look come on toxicated I like turtles look at it's plain and simple it's

bullshit I totally forgot to tell you in my last message yes I have a mustache oh

ma pa it's just beautiful here in Canada everyone is three parents my

mother's English Canadian my father's French Canadian and my third parent is an

eagle with a jet Daniel's face you can't tell me what to do you're not my father

you've been living in the monkey house like I can eat my poo my life is good really good

how could it not be when you've happened upon a Monday night episode of TBTL the

show that's probably too beautiful to live I heard about that thing on the AM

radio I'm Luke Burbank your radio friendo for the next three hours weighing

in at 186.5 pounds it's about where I left off last week could be better but

could be worse considering I spent the entire weekend in L.A. much of it with

Vanessa's family basically living up to every Mexican stereotype in the

book eating drinking services napping getting up more eating in short it was the

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