April 13, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2009
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Luke witnessed an amazing car wreck today. Plus, updating news stories from the weekend (pirates and Billy Bob Thornton).
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| 0:00.0 | I'll go to KL, to purple, to red, red, dark, and and look far. |
| 0:13.0 | We can't pay the price of the demo tapes, unless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paid. |
| 0:19.0 | Hello, exactly! |
| 0:22.0 | That's not an MP, that's a YP. |
| 0:25.0 | You're proud. Come up for the money and I'll give you the tapes. |
| 0:28.0 | That's it. |
| 0:29.0 | Alright, now you're talking about my head. |
| 0:31.0 | I don't know this industry jargon, YP, MP, whatever. |
| 0:34.0 | All I know is that I cannot get a record contract. |
| 0:37.0 | We cannot get a record contract unless I take these tapes and granted the tapes themselves are you own them. |
| 0:45.0 | But the magic that is on the tapes, that heart and soul that we put into those tapes, that is ours. |
| 0:51.0 | And you don't own that. |
| 0:52.0 | Now I need to take that magic and get it to the record company. |
| 0:56.0 | Okay, and they're waiting for us. We're supposed to be there half hour ago. |
| 0:59.0 | Have you heard the tapes I've even heard them? |
| 1:02.0 | We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good! |
| 1:05.0 | I'll tell you what else is that good. |
| 1:07.0 | A Monday night edition of TBTL show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 1:11.0 | This is Cory Feldman, and we're about to raise the stakes. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm your host Luke Burbank, for some reason, inexplicably yelling at the open of the show. |
| 1:20.0 | And quite explicably, weighing in at 190 pounds. |
| 1:25.0 | She's it! She's it! She's it! |
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