This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo.

The world is getting so much cooler, even now women are flying airplanes and deciding

when to execute people, it's getting sweeter.

Nobody buys me, nobody buys me either.

I started trembling and I turned into a gremlin.

Keep talking to us, David Blaine, keep acting with us, because guess what?

It's illegal, it's literally illegal.

Actually, the place just burnt down.

I'm amidst a bunch of rubble lands got a broken leg, so no news at the bottom of the hour, sorry.

Drunk people are so meta.

The finest street legal anniversary you can get outside of Mexico that's not poisonous.

Oh, wait, is that what Roger Clemens was shooting in his bottom so he could be so good at pitching?

Dude, the sweat is caused by millions of tiny sweat glands dropping a doose.

Fascinating.

This is TBTL, the show that much like Roger Clemens, 354 wins,

4,672 strikeouts and, well, in all likelihood, his marriage turned out to just be too beautiful to live.

I'm Luke Burbank.

Think of me as the Gaylord Perry of this show.

Yeah, I cheated my way to 300 wins, but in a lovable, spit-bolly kind of way.

Wanging at 187 pounds that's down a half pound from yesterday,

and well, debajo, day 190 pounds,

which, as you all know, is my personal goal for all the rest of my life.

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