This is the Brand and Sherry podcast. To find out more about the radio show and Brandt's new book called Unoffendable, just go to brantthanson.com. Hey there, my name is Brandt. I am seated at a very glossy piano. Again? Extremely shiny. And I'm playing a song right now. It's beautiful, isn't it? It's something. Quite a nice piano. It's a Steinway. Right. I have a candelabra on it. Mm-hmm. Very fancy. You have a tucks with tails. Yep. And Sherry is wearing very nice ballroom gown. Getting ready to sing. Here we go. Three, two, go.

Why are we here?

Okay, I just wanted to say that you are invited to a very swank party with us.

This is going to be Tuesday night. It'll be online. Everybody's invited. It's my book release party.

There will be prizes that I have purchased. Very nice little flourish there.

Mm-hmm.

And they're from the dollar tree.

I don't have a huge budget out of pocket.

Mm-hmm.

My wife has concerns about prize buying, understandably.

So we have prizes from the dollar store, which is great.

It's going to be fun.

We'll talk about the book stuff and we'll just hang out. You'll be making toast. Be making toast. Great. It'll be great. Prices you can win. I mentioned that. Anyway, it's Tuesday night. Mark it down 9 p.m. Central Time. And it'll be fun online. We'll give you details once we figure out how the internet works. You play beautifully. Thank you. A little flourish? I guess I won't do a flourish. You're just going to end it right here? I don't know. Sometimes I don't know how I want to end this song. It's creative. Thank you. We have been working on a joke, and by way, I mean everybody who's listening to the show

and stuff and you're invited into this joke.

We want to make one, a fresh joke. Right. I heard all the old jokes. Just come up with one. So here's what we do. I pick two random things. Make a joke out of this. It has to involve a moose and H&R block. And people have been coming up with a lot of different ideas.

We have been coming up with different ideas.

They have been coming up with a lot of different ideas. We have been coming up with different ideas.

They have been different.

They really have.

Well, that's the point is you have to try to get them all together and make one fresh

joke.

It's not easy, and it's not necessarily a pleasant process either.

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