April 1, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2010

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a theory on why guys don't really care about love scenes on TV shows, speaking of love scenes, Jen meets a promiscuous senior citizen with 'eye shingles', and seriously, how freaking long is Lent really supposed to be?

Transcript

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0:00.0	What's going on here?
0:01.8	Uh, nothing, nothing.
0:03.2	I'm not sure that pigs are being a house.
0:06.0	And by the way, what are you doing with his...
0:09.0	...leavings?
0:10.2	Don't worry. I've devised the most elegant solution.
0:14.0	Ah, it's leaking.
0:16.0	It's not leaking. It's overflowing.
0:20.0	He filled up the whole silo in just two days.
0:24.0	Well, I helped.
0:25.2	Oh, my stop. You have to dispose of that waste properly.
0:30.2	Okay, March. I will.
0:32.2	You can thank Spider-Pig with you.
0:34.4	He's not Spider-Pig anymore. He's Harry Plopper.
0:37.2	TVTL!
0:53.6	Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen.
0:56.8	Welcome to a very exciting Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL.
1:01.8	It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:04.4	If you keep on with the way you've been programmed
1:07.2	and you should change your name to Blackspan...
1:10.6	...definitely something we're considering right now.
1:13.8	Uh, this is episode 529 and a collector's series.
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