April 1, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

A post-mortem on the Battle of Beastlake.

The story of a turn of the century British prankster.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710 Cairo.
0:10.0	Listen, I know the rest of us get all the fancy ladies, the clothes and the very creams
0:17.3	and lureshands, but my life is good, really good.
0:24.6	I get to wake up every morning at 5 a.m. and make some soup.
0:29.5	He's the best. I love it.
0:33.0	I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life.
0:38.0	It's fantastic.
0:40.0	It's working.
0:42.0	It's working.
0:44.0	It's inconceivable.
0:46.0	You keep using that word.
0:48.0	I don't think it means what you think it means.
0:50.0	Big one.
0:52.0	And you dancing with the stars.
0:54.0	And you!
0:56.0	Oh, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes.
0:59.0	It's not advice of sharing information with the heart and spiritual level.
1:05.0	Oh, hey, hey.
1:06.0	I like turtles.
1:10.0	It would never happen to Rick Astley.
1:12.0	You've been living in the monkey house.
1:14.0	It is our turn.
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