It is three minutes after 10 and you are listening to James O'Brien on LBC.

So I just read you that because I did a bit of a tease in the opening there.

Mike says, James, is it the mass emigration of poor farmers to offshore tax havens?

How come you never get sent on jollies to the US on high profile jobs, James?

It's a very good question, J.H., honestly.

It's not the Sen-Cams crisis, is it?

Because if it isn't, it should be.

It's interesting when I say there's a damn waiting to break,

or there's a time bomb ticking and under the sort of fabric of the nation,

how many people have actually got ideas of what it might be. Here's

something with which I think everyone can agree. Joe's texted early today. Thank the Lord for James

O'Brien. And we also have the question of whether or not this is going to be a conversation

about bikes. And it's funny you should mention that because I did joke yesterday having alienated

every farmer in the country in the style of Alan Partridge I did joke yesterday that today we would

be doing the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre which was of course one of Alan's

most hardy perennial phone-in topics and I opened a daily telegraph today there is actually

a story which you could just about describe as the pedestrianisation

of Birmingham City Centre. But those are the categories that we normally mock a bit for being

quite open goals, if you like. It's a bit like saying, is there anybody old out there feeling

poorly? Or, have you ever had a parking ticket that was, that was really unfair? Do you have a

problem with immigration? But you don't mean them

the ones you know you mean the other ones the ones you read about in the in the newspapers um

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