Anti Squad Goals

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4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2016

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and her best bitches Rooty and Heidi discuss the Grammys, the Bachelor, how to handle a public digestive trauma and why Taylor Swift and them will never ever ever go to an award show together... Like ever.

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0:00.0	Many people assume that my only companionship comes from a chill bottle of vodka, the demons
0:18.5	in my head, St. Clara Suca from the Westlake TJ Maxx, and my dog Leo.
0:23.7	And while all this is true, my other very necessary counterparts come in the human form
0:28.4	of my closest girlfriends.
0:30.2	I like to think I'm the Michelle Williams to both of these bitches.
0:33.8	So excited to not have to pretend to like my guest for the next 40 minutes.
0:37.1	Please welcome my girls Heidi and Ruti.
0:40.8	Hi!
0:41.8	Hi!
0:42.8	I'm the Beyonce, by the way.
0:43.8	I was just wondering if you're having a fucking say that.
0:45.8	I was just gonna say if I get stuck in Kelly, I'm gonna have my self.
0:48.9	But it's fine.
0:49.9	Ruth will let you be Beyonce.
0:51.6	Queen Bey.
0:52.6	Just be.
0:53.6	We switch off.
0:54.6	Yeah, we'll switch.
0:55.6	Every week is a different Bey.
0:57.3	But we're all drinking a green juice.
1:01.6	Oh my God, we're like Squad.
1:04.0	Like the most basic squad.
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