Anthony's Wife CHRISTMAS REJECTION & Ron Puked

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Music

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

The day after Christmas gets brutally honest and hilariously gross. Tony P reveals how a fresh bathroom dump (no shower) completely killed his holiday bedroom hopes—his wife shut him down cold. Ron confesses to a hamstring-cramping, sink-clogging vomit explosion after beer, pasta, mushrooms, and double-bowl vanilla ice cream overload. Opie and the crew roast marriage smells, Joe Rogan’s three-week vacation, and why natural scents ruin romance. Raw, savage, laugh-out-loud chaos—your boring holiday stories just got obliterated. Hit play if you can handle the truth about post-Christmas disasters.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.5	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.6	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:31.3	Talking about price of gas.
0:32.7	You understand the price of gas?
0:33.8	I paid $2.85.
0:36.1	Oh, good for you.
0:40.9	You paid $2.85 for gas. Tony,. Yeah, you got to leave Manhattan, man.
0:47.2	Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast. Yes, yes, yes. We're live a day after Christmas.
0:53.3	Know why? Because you need entertainment. While everyone else takes weeks off from doing this. Oh, because this is hard work, everyone.
0:56.0	I need to take two weeks off.
0:58.9	Why would you take two weeks off if this is what you do for a living?
1:02.4	Could someone explain this to me?
1:04.5	People don't like their friends.
1:06.3	This is not a real job.
1:10.2	Although, you know, there was a time.
1:12.0	Maybe I try to take a lot of time.
1:13.7	So I think, I think, you know, yes, yes, Robbie.
1:17.8	I think the big podcasters, they're all off to like January 6th, right?
1:23.2	They're all off for like three weeks.
1:24.6	Oh, because this is so tough, Ron.
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