Hi, my name is El Antohito, aka Anthony Anderson.

I'm a friend of mine, and I feel bloated, hungover, and constipated about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Hello there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend. This is Conan O'Brien, and yes, I am constantly in search of a friend.

That's true. You know, people I think listening to the podcast assume, oh, you must by now have a friend, we really get along in these podcasts, and then, you know, we're in a pandemic quarantine. It's over. I don't hear from these people.

No one's followed up, huh? Not one follow up yet on true friendship, and we're I think we're over a hundred podcasts in. Yeah, not one true friend, but fortunately, I'm always joined by two people who I think would give their lives for me.

Whoa.

Sonoma of Sessie and Sona, you would.

Wow.

Sona. No.

No. Give my life.

Yes.

Yes.

No, why? Why would you even think that that's not even anything that even kind of crossed my mind, even if I could save you sometimes?

I think like, wait, you were falling off a cliff and you were like, please just grab my arm. I'd be like, I'd hesitate.

Even if you were had a seat belt attaching you to a nearby oak tree so that was there was no danger that I'd pull you over.

You're saying, even if there was no danger to you, you would be conflicted for a second about whether or not I deserve to live some more.

It would be like a slight hesitation, but I would do it. And I want you to know that I would do that. And that's how much you mean to me.

Well, thank you, Sona. To be succinct, what you're basically saying is, I love you so much, Conan, that if you're a life or a danger, and I could save it easily at no risk to my own,

I'd hesitate, but probably still do it. Exactly. You know what I want to do? I want the people at Hallmark to make that card.

If there was no risk to my life, and it would be easy for me to save yours, I would hesitate, but probably still do it.

And then you put a $5 bill in there and you go, thanks, Grandma. Now, Gourley, I know you to be an honorable man, a man of tradition, a man who would always be willing to give your life for a friend.

You seem like that kind of guy. Yes, sometimes do I take a little jab at you possibly? Maybe. But it's all good fun among chums. So what do you think? Would you give your life?

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