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Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Iliza wants listeners to change their locks and assess their Christmas cards.

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram
0:11.3	Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!
0:26.9	Ask a laser anything! Help! Help! Help! Help!
0:33.4	That's right! You asked me! I got you! I'm still singing my own theme song!
0:39.0	Several episodes in. We've done a hundred episodes, right? Yeah. Yeah. We're over a hundred.
0:44.7	Well, we're over a hundred, but we're still kicking. People still have questions about
0:48.6	breaking up with their lesbian best friend, roommate, PhD candidate from Canada, and we're here for you.
0:56.0	Questions are getting better, and we're doing a lot more follow-up. We're building a real community here.
1:02.0	And you guys are leaving reviews. If you're enjoying the podcast, just leave review.
1:05.8	Cost-a-do-and-business. This podcast is free. So, hook it up! Help it out! I'm not bombarding you
1:13.1	with extra content. We're making a quality podcast. A lot of people do podcasts and they're like,
1:18.7	I'll just spit out an opinion and I don't really have any substance. This is a real substance. I back up
1:22.7	everything I'm saying. What? What was that? I mean, yeah, no. It's a good podcast. You're just
1:30.8	sitting there making no comment and lobbing in a... from the sidelines. I'm over here taking all the
1:35.5	fire. Fire! I'm coming after you for your butt! Hot-flack! Love when it's coming after you. Very few
1:43.4	women. I'm standing up here. I'm saying things and people are listening. Vote for me! Vote for me, baby!
1:50.7	Is that in your questions? You know I have the answers and you know the stakes are very low for me
1:55.3	because I don't know who you are. So, I'm just really nearly given advice. Here we are. It's February.
2:01.3	Yes. My birthday is February 22nd. A lot of you guys, a lot of fans were writing in like,
2:07.1	when's your birthday? I don't know what Wikipedia is. Sometimes I Google just to make sure I've
2:12.4	got the year right when I'm filling stuff out and it's nice to just be able to Google and be like,
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