Really happy to have you here.

So first they got rid of Gregory Bovino, the little guy who lives in a shoe, who was inexplicably

promoted well beyond his job title, to lead Donald Trump's chaotic, violent, trigger-happy,

inept paramilitary invasions of multiple U.S. cities.

They got rid of him. Then they got rid of Christy Noem, the Secretary of Homeland Security.

Also, technically, they also got rid at the same time.

They got rid of the guy who didn't formally work for the Department of Homeland Security,

but nevertheless, he was there every day and at all of her events sitting or standing right next to her,

and he was definitely, definitely, definitely not her boyfriend, because she is super happily married.

Then, of course, we immediately got some quite unexpected news about that aforementioned marriage.

And then we got the multi-million dollar luxury private jet that

she and her not boyfriend procured with taxpayer funds for what they said would be high-profile

deportations. The private jet with the bar and the queen-sized bed. Then we learned that the Homeland

Security Department would not be keeping that jet

after all. The White House instead would be taking it, and now it was going to be used by other

cabinet members, and also, for some reason, by Melania Trump.

Investigations into the not-boyfriend of Christy Noam demanding payments from companies with

Homeland Security contracts reportedly continue. The not boyfriend, of course, denies all wrongdoing.

But then they got rid of the Attorney General. She only barely made it a year. In that time,

she did reduce the U.S. Department of Justice to a smoking Hulk, but apparently she was

just getting started when they got rid of her. She had just moved into some general's

house. Because the true mark of making it in the upper echelons of this administration

...