You can be a pirate. But first you'll have to lose an eye and an arm.

You can be a pirate.

To lose an eye and an arm.

First, to lose an eye on an arm. Lose an arm for speech, lose an eye and an arm.

Lose an eye.

Lose an eye.

Lose an eye, use an eye.

Use an eye.

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A And an arm. arm.

arm. Thank you. Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory, the show that is without exaggeration thinking of reaching out to Scott Cawthon so that we can jointly buy Chuck E. Cheese's quickly dying restaurant franchise

So we can transform them into what they were always meant to be real world Fennaf experiences.

Heck, they've already got the terrible pizza taken care of.

Earlier this month, the latest Fazbear Fright Book Step closer hit store shelves,

and even though it has a super forgettable name, the stories inside of it are epic.

Not just because they're some of the most gruesome in the series.

I mean, page one literally starts with a dream sequence where a kid's eye gets popped by Foxy's hook. But because of the

lore drops that are happening in this thing, they are huge. Up until this

point the Fazbear Frights books have given us interesting concepts to

chew on, fleshing out the world of Fennaf and giving us new insights into events that we already had a pretty good handle on.

It's been useful, certainly, but nothing too earth-shattering. Animatronics can have people stuffed inside of them.

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