Actual Football News, Offseason Halftime Hangover Edition

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Look, it's the incredibly rare bird known as An Offseason Fullcast Episode About Football! As we start counting down to the start of the 2019 season, we want you to feel fully informed about the news in our fair sport, including: - Rule changes! - Video game changes! - Coaching changes! In the XFL! - Beer changes! - Hockey! For real, hockey! On a more serious note, we want to send our condolences to the friends and family of Auburn radio announcer Rod Bramblett and Paula Bramblett, who died in a car accident over Memorial Day weekend. If you're interested in participating in the fundraiser for their children, the link's below. https://www.gofundme.com/rod-and-paula-bramblett-family-memorial-fund Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast always about half time in this offseason y'all case
0:09.7	you didn't know by that I'm referring to the college football offseason because your
0:13.8	ears are currently vibrating with the power of the internet's only college football podcast
0:20.1	the shutdown forecast what offseason were you worried that people thought it was the NHL
0:25.5	offseason which would be a ronious and at least three dimensions okay is it hockey season
0:32.1	yeah Stanley Cup finals started yeah last night I believe yeah I wasn't really paying attention
0:38.9	because Nashville's not involved just the prison if it ain't the prids then it's dead it's
0:46.2	nice to see Boston College fans have something to root for in the postseason so hard
0:51.9	life always the same schedule as the NBA so they can please like my sport so they can say like
0:56.4	you know oh we're in overtime therefore our starter sport is superior counter programming you
1:01.2	need to turn it turn into NBC SN12 to see this triple overtime game seven I do worry that hockey has
1:08.9	too much heart stopping action you know like there's a finite amount of stress that one can handle
1:16.7	in an end of game situation hockey does these like seven oh T tied four four eight players have
1:25.9	been disemboweled like watching Arkansas Ole Miss every night it is it's like a tellin novella at
1:31.8	one point you just say I've reached my limit this is enough I cannot possibly be more stressed
1:38.2	than I am right now that's also why sudden death is the best jankoad vandammu that doesn't involve
1:44.1	time travel important asterisk I was gonna say don't slander time cop in his perfectly spherical
1:50.7	but I don't get you know gives y'all clad vandamm credit for a lot of things but the split in time
1:57.5	cop it's an iconic movie moment sudden death a movie that suggests a random stranger could suit
2:04.7	up a goalie and successfully block a hockey a pro hockey player shot in the playoffs you never tried
2:10.7	this you can't prove it that's true I mean you're covering a lot of the net just standing there
2:18.0	right so I'm thinking chances are you might like they're better than your average they're better
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