Welcome to the shutdown full cast always about half time in this offseason y'all case

you didn't know by that I'm referring to the college football offseason because your

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the shutdown forecast what offseason were you worried that people thought it was the NHL

offseason which would be a ronious and at least three dimensions okay is it hockey season

yeah Stanley Cup finals started yeah last night I believe yeah I wasn't really paying attention

because Nashville's not involved just the prison if it ain't the prids then it's dead it's

nice to see Boston College fans have something to root for in the postseason so hard

life always the same schedule as the NBA so they can please like my sport so they can say like

you know oh we're in overtime therefore our starter sport is superior counter programming you

need to turn it turn into NBC SN12 to see this triple overtime game seven I do worry that hockey has

too much heart stopping action you know like there's a finite amount of stress that one can handle

in an end of game situation hockey does these like seven oh T tied four four eight players have

been disemboweled like watching Arkansas Ole Miss every night it is it's like a tellin novella at

one point you just say I've reached my limit this is enough I cannot possibly be more stressed

than I am right now that's also why sudden death is the best jankoad vandammu that doesn't involve

time travel important asterisk I was gonna say don't slander time cop in his perfectly spherical

but I don't get you know gives y'all clad vandamm credit for a lot of things but the split in time

cop it's an iconic movie moment sudden death a movie that suggests a random stranger could suit

up a goalie and successfully block a hockey a pro hockey player shot in the playoffs you never tried

this you can't prove it that's true I mean you're covering a lot of the net just standing there

right so I'm thinking chances are you might like they're better than your average they're better

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