Hello everyone, I am Jamie Foxx here.

I am Tanya Harding's Pondtail and this is the really cannot believe that we still get to do this show every week. It is unreal.

Yeah, um, it's a fantasy.

How are you doing this week? Pretty good.

I'm having a dreadful bout of depression and I've been trying this optimism thing.

I'm angry optimist.com in case you like to keep up with my struggles with this optimism.

Shit.

I just feel like that I have, I don't know, I'm feeling a little out of touch and out of control of my life.

I feel like there are a lot of expectations for me from others, but mostly from myself.

And I just don't think that I'm living up to those expectations and so it's just a little bit annoying.

And then I had to cut this that bitch out of a Dwayne Reed like 20 minutes ago.

That story is just so I still can't believe it.

Um, this isn't going to be what I read, but before you even get started, I just want to say if you don't want your job,

fucking quit and give it to somebody who fucking wants it.

And I really hope that black bitch listens to this goddamn show.

If you or your friend works at a Dwayne Reed somewhere in the lower area of manhead and you don't and you got cussed out today,

it was me bitch, quit your fucking job and give it to somebody who got damn wants it.

I'm sick of all these people up here.

Like, and it always happens at like, yeah, all these like little minimum wage spots.

Like, it always happens to you.

Like you always have run ends with these people like who like are very, very clear.

Like that they just like at least bet like I'm used to like back home people,

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