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I mean, I am cranking out these fucking episodes like the Octo Mom.

It is crazy. Oh, I've noticed I'm kind of doing this vocal fry thing,

which is so fucking annoying. And I'm like not doing it on purpose.

I'm just a little nasally and allergy ridden. Have you guys noticed on Instagram?

Hey guys, that people have like an Instagram or like a social media voice.

I blame the Kardashians, but also like Chrissy Teigen does it too.

And there's a few others that I just can't think of right now.

I mean, I sound like a nasally constipated infected Jew all the time, but like

these girls on Instagram, they do this voice. That's like really soft.

And it's like a stool softener and like look of the day.

And hey guys, I'm just going to show you my makeup routine.

Avocado toasts. Like what is that? It sounds like they're sedated on something.

And it's so slow. It's like half speed. What the fuck?

It is quite relaxing though. Kind of like a stool softener vocal.

You know, it's like very just like, hey guys, like everything's just like so

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