He's Hollywood's go-to guy for health and fitness.

And now, America's Angriest Trainer, Vinny Torterich, with co-host Anna Buccino.

Why am I America's Anx trainer? Your good intentions have been stolen, and I'm here to help you get them back.

I am Vinny Tortarich, and that is Izzy scratching at the door. Always. Yeah. You know, just when we start the show, Izzy has to go scratch at the door. She knows. She wants her time. Yeah. And the other person you hear speaking over there, that's the great, and I really mean great because I read Twitter. Fuck, yeah. She's the best voice in podcast radio, and she's got the boobies to match.

That's me.

That's Anna Vocino sitting right over there. How you doing, Vin? Pretty good, punkin. How are you? I'm good. We're a little late today. Yeah. Hosting this one. Yeah. There's Izzy crying. Yes. What they have? Pain me ass. That dog's a pain me ass. realize that the way she gets dog food is by us doing this show? And then from people going on Twitter, not Twitter, where they go to Amazon? Twitter's not so profitable yet. No, they go to Amazon. But before they go there, they go to Vinny Tortoise.com. They click through because it puts a little coal on the fire, gets this train down the track. It puts little kibble in Izzy's bowl. Yeah, Izzy has no idea where that kibble comes from. It just falls in the bowl every night.

She has no idea where that kibble comes from.

It just falls in a bowl every night.

She has no idea about a lot of stuff.

She's not the smartest dog.

So I was driving here just now, and as one does when one wants to do a podcast.

Yeah.

And I was driving behind the car in his van.

And I, you know, I noticed a sticker on the back of the coroner's van, you know, because, you know, they have to, I guess, advertise stuff for the

city because it's a, you know, it's a municipal thing. What the hell is wrong with your dog? I just let her out. Anyway, coroner. Anyway. They're advertising the city on the corner van? No, no. There's a sticker on the back. Let me read the sticker set. I wrote it down while I was driving, which is probably not a good idea. Probably. Because, you know, I don't know how to use the little thing on my phone.

Everyone else in L.A. uses their smartphone while they drive.

And I don't do that.

I actually still write things.

Yeah.

You actually just call people.

It says, don't abandon your baby.

When did that become a problem?

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