He's Hollywood's go-to guy for health and fitness.

And now, America's angriest trainer, Vinny Tortridge, with co-host Anna Buccino.

Why am I America's Anx trainer?

Your good intentions have been stolen, and I'm here to help you get them back.

Amazon.com.

Amazon.

Just go to Amazon.

Look, if you go straight to Amazon, that's not good.

No, that's not good. Go to Vinny Tortridge first. Click through. You add a little coal to the fire. It gets our train down the track. Now, folks, as you know, I'm doing pretty good in life. I'm doing just fine. My dog almost died. It cost me a fortune. So I could probably use a little extra cash right now. Yeah, I'd say so. But I'm not the only one with animals. Anna over there has that little

izzy, beautiful dog. Dogs don't feed themselves. They don't. Dogs have to eat from three-dog

bakery, which is really expensive. That is not cheap. Because my dog is no sugar, no grains. You know this.

Yes. Well, mine too. Yeah. Mine was a druggie last weekend, but that's okay. So Amazon.com,

folks, but go to vinytauteroise.com first. And while you're at vinytortarice.com,

you might want to also subscribe and you will get some special treats. Anna will come to your house and do some special stuff with you. So there you have it. That's a promise for me. That is a promise from my pimp, Finney Tortridge. The Cajun Pimp. The Cajun Pimp, yeah. That's what I'm doing on the side. Something you got to make ends meet. Yeah. Did you hear that story about the stripper who fell from a balcony and killed herself? She accidentally, she was doing some kind of lap dance. It sounds like the setup to a joke. It's not a setup. I couldn't make this up. I heard it on the radio today on the way in. This show is going to be so far on that another stripper

will probably die in the process. But a stripper was giving a lap dance on the balcony of the

strip club. And you know, strippers aren't like they used to be. They used to just kind of get there

and grind it out, you know, try to do whatever they can. Now they're doing acrobatics, and I'm telling you. Strippers are getting a little. Back in my day. Back in my day. Back in my day when they had hair down there. And lots of things. Stippers don't, I mean, I feel like a pedophile. That's why I don't go anymore. I used to go. I don't go because I feel like a pedophile.

They shave it all off. I want to see pubs. Bottom line. You wouldn't be very happy to see me.

In that case, put your clothes back on now. Get the fuck out of here, Andrew.

Take your bald beaver. Take that bald beaver. Get that shiny thing out of here.

Folks, sitting right across from me is Anna Focino. She's been talking for five minutes. She's the best voice in podcast radio. She can even sound British if she wants to. I heard her doing a thing earlier today. She had to send an audition tape off. She really sounded British. And by the way, she didn't just sound British.

She sounded like a Brit with big lungs.

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