Angriest Trainer 202: Mark Allen and Dietitian Cassie

Fitness Confidential

Vinnie Tortorich

Health & Fitness, Nutrition

4.7 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2013

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Vinnie and Anna talk to Mark Allen about his latest book, "The Art of Competition," which has a fantastic kickstarter campaign that you should check out. Buy Mark Allen's most recent book here: Fit Soul, Fit Body: 9 Keys to a Healthier, Happier You. Buy Jimmy Moore's excellent book here: Cholesterol Clarity: What The HDL Is Wrong With My Numbers? Dietitian Cassie: Family Guy's, "I Need A Jew."

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0:00.0	He's Hollywood's go-to guy for health and fitness.
0:17.1	And now, America's Angriest Trainer, Vinnie Tortridge, with co-host Anna Pacino.
0:25.6	Why am I America's Anx trainer?
0:28.0	Your good intentions have been stolen, and I'm here to help you get them back.
0:32.8	I am Vinny Tortorich and sitting right over there.
0:36.0	What the fuck?
0:37.3	I'm sending emails. Jesus Christ. Have you ever used email? Oh, wait a minute. Where's Anna? Well, I don't know. Where is Anna? Where is she gone? I have no idea. One time. I've taken many selfies, most of them unclothed. Wait, hang on. Paula, you're trying to tell me you take selfies?
0:56.2	Well, I like Snapchat because then the pictures disappear altogether.
1:00.7	Is your arm long enough to get all of your face in the shot?
1:03.9	I mean, you got to...
1:04.7	Oh, my arm's really...
1:06.0	My arm looks like a third breast, but it's not.
1:09.1	Well, you got some big breasticles. That's what they call
1:12.2	them. Yeah. Breasticles. Yeah. So, like, where have you been? Well, I've been busy. I've been trying to
1:18.7	repair my image. I've been trying to, you know, I've been soliciting the carry goal people trying to get
1:24.3	an endorsement deal. What really happened to your image?
1:28.0	I mean, you were like tapping on 12 cylinders.
1:30.7	I mean, no one in the world, I mean, Cher was jealous of you.
1:34.0	I mean, what happened?
1:35.8	Well, I guess no one appreciates a racist, hypocritical, diabetic shill.
1:43.8	But you are racist, right?
1:45.3	No, of course I'm not.
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