Hi guys, it's me, Vinny, and I just wanted to thank all the fans for making the show possible.

Without you, we wouldn't be here.

And tell a friend, because that's how we get to keep the show in the air by you telling a friend.

Thanks, and here's the show.

He is Hollywood's go-to guy for health and fitness.

And now, America's Angriest Trainer, Vinny Tortridge, with co-host Anna Buccino.

Why am I America's Patriots trainer?

Your good intentions have been stolen and I'm here to help you get them back.

I am Vinny Torturich and she showed up again, folks.

The best voice and podcast radio working today and anytime in the history of the sport. When you say time in history, it makes it more believable. Yeah. Yeah. It is believable. It lends a lot of cred to what it is that we're doing. We're going to kiss our own asses here for a few minutes. Oh, I was being sarcastic. I want to start by kissing your ass. You do? Yeah, I mean, you've been sitting here for over year. Fuck you, and listen. I don't like it. You've been sitting here for over a year. I don't receive praise. And everyone knows. Everyone can tell that you're a true professional. This is what you do for a living. You talk for a living. I do. And you've sat here for a whole year.

Over.

Over a year.

Not,

I'm complimenting you.

Over a year.

I mean, if you want to be,

374 days.

Oh, I think they're going to need it to.

No, not the only one's counting.

But anyway, you know, I can't thank you enough because it's not like you were sitting here making money.

And we're still not sitting here making money.

But, you know.

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