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And now, America's Angriest Trainer, Vinny Torterich, with co-host Anna Buccino. Why am I America's Anx trainer? Your good intentions have been stolen, and I'm here to help you get them back. I am Vinny Tortarich. Yes, you are. Yeah, and she's sitting right there. She showed up again. The best voice. Hogtied.. Hogtied. Literally my hands and my legs are tied behind my back right now. Yeah. And he's positioned me so I could just talk into the microphone. That's right. Ew. Best voice and podcast radio working today or any time in the history of podcasting. She's drinking veggie juice, folks. That's Anna Vichino. It's got, it's from that press juicery place. You know how I feel about pressing juice, right? No, I know. I agree. And yet I'm still drinking it right in front of you. Yeah. Yeah. I like folks, I like to have the fiber in the veggies. I would prefer to buy it that way. They don't sell it that way.

No, so I'm going to make one.

I'm actually going to use this in a fat shake. Okay, good. Well, not this one, because this one has the ginger and the cayenne, and I like the flavor. Yeah. Well, enjoy it. I mean, look, if that's what you're doing, you're not going to get fat from it. No. By the way, in one of the later episodes today, we're going to be talking about you and that and all thing.

Yeah.

We can stop the presses now. We can now die happy. What happened? Well, I was on my way here, and as you know, I wrote you a text out of stoplight. And you didn't get a ticket this time. No, because I was at the stoplight.

And I don't even do that, by the way, but I thought I was running late. Yeah. And you wrote back to me, yeah, I missed the Lombardi time because, as you know, I'm always early. Right. And a client kept me. I said, that's fine. No rush Lombardi, I think was my response. Yeah, but a client kept me a little over and I couldn't get out of there.

And so I was doing 95 miles a night. fine no rush Lombardi I think was my response yeah but a client kept me a little over and I

couldn't get out of there and so I was doing 95 miles an hour on the freeway you don't need to do that

and I had to because I had I passed I passed McLaren on the way here that's how fast I was moving

McLaren that's like those half a million dollar, you know, sport cars.

Oh, oh, a McLaren car.

Yeah, yeah, I passed one of those.

Yeah.

And guys in McLaren, I'm in my SUV and somehow I'm going to pass a guy.

He's like, why is that fucker in a Toyota passing me?

Yeah, but he was holding it down to about 90 and I was doing it. Anyway, I did see the world's

biggest douche. That's why we can all die happy now because in case you were wondering who the

world's biggest douche is, now we know. Well, look, this guy's pretty close. I mean, the kids

that tried to blow up the Boston Marathon, their douche's in their own right. They are the world's biggest douche. Can you say this is the world's third biggest douche? No, we can say this is the world's biggest douche that didn't do something so fucking douchey, you know. Oh, you mean on the douche scale, it's not like beyond. Like he, they're not ruining the bell curve of douche.

Those guys are professional douches. Right. So they're off to scale, you know. It's kind of like you have Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe and those kind of guys. And then they're, you know, the guys below them. Okay. This guy is driving. What's the most dushy car you can drive?

Let's see if you know.

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