Angels are Interdimensional Beings with Dave Child

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Hark! Be not afraid, because we have a festive holiday ep coming your way! Our beloved Dave Child is back in the Lizard Lair, and he's got some pretty crazy ideas about cherubim, seraphim, and all the rest. Dave suspects that the feathery friends that announced Jesus' birth, and will be blowing the ol' trumpet at the end of days, are in fact interdimensional beings that travel between realms warning us about danger and giving us a heads up about pregnancies. Are they divine? Are they demonic? And might they just possibly be familiar to listeners of previous episodes as some kind of man-animal hybrid? Also, are they trying to sleep with us? All will be revealed in this extra-festive episode.

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0:00.0	No, I just keep getting more Jewish if anything.
0:19.9	I think this podcast is making me more Jewish.
0:22.4	Right.
0:23.4	I mean, the thing is when conspiracy theories that always drive me crazy is they're fun.
0:30.3	But eventually it always gets to, oh, the Jews, the Jews are controlling everything.
0:37.6	That's why I like, cover God here, just talking about like cryptids and like, you know, I
0:43.7	just like talking about the things that don't lead to the Jews control everything.
0:47.7	I like that monsters are controlling everything behind everything.
0:51.0	It's it's preferred.
0:52.3	If the Jews were controlling everything, then technically this podcast should be much more
0:57.1	famous and popular and making us a lot of money because Caitlyn's Jewish, that's what
1:01.6	I'm saying.
1:02.8	If we, if I could call up the, the, the, the Rothenburgs or whatever who owned the credit
1:11.4	card companies and say, ooh, I've got a little podcast where I make conspiracy theories sound
1:16.8	stupid.
1:17.8	They'd be like, here.
1:19.3	Oh, there you go.
1:21.1	Control this country for us, please.
1:23.3	Oh, you're doing like a little no elf voice.
1:26.4	Oh, that's just my evil conspiracy.
1:28.6	It's not an episemitic thing.
1:30.8	It wasn't.
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