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Welcome. Please have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Welcome to The Late Show.

That's exciting. That is nice. Yes, ma'am. Right there. I'm your host Stephen Colbert. I hope you all had a good weekend.

Hope you all had a good weekend. The president spent it settling back in at the White House

after his mid-east All You Can Bribed Buffet.

And, oh man, did you see, he just loved it over there.

He was having such a good time with the princes and the palaces and the marble and the gold

and the special souvenir he really wants to bring home

obedience to leaders on punishment of death because evidently evidently because he spent this

beautiful weekend viciously attacking any who dare defy him including Walmart which recently

and quite reasonably called his tariffs too high

and announced that they will raise prices as a result. Which means, which means, I know,

which means it's going to cost you a lot more when you run out for milk, one good year tire,

and a t-shirt that says, Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself.

All right?

Don't do it.

Be careful.

Trump didn't like Walmart accurately describing how he has personally affected your pocketbook,

so the president posted, Walmart should stop trying to blame tariffs as the reason for raising prices throughout the chain.

They should, as is said, eat the tariffs.

Yes, no, folks.

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