Hey, welcome back to my world. My listeners, it's Greg Fitzsimmons, your host, Fitzdog,

radio, coming here from Venice Beach, California, coming out all around the world. I get nice

emails from people from Switzerland, got one from Japan last week. I didn't understand a word of it. If

you email me, please do it in my native tongue. I'd appreciate that. What's going on? I mean, I've

been I'm exhausted. If I seem tired, I'm drinking a little coffee right now. I've been up since 4 a.m. to

watch the Queen's funeral. It was so embarrassing. My wife walked in around six and she caught me

masturbating to the Queen's funeral, which was just my way of saying goodbye. No, I did not wake up

and watch the Queen's funeral. My wife did. She did wake up. I think she got up around 730 and

then she went straight to the couch and she started watching and it's so embarrassing that she cares

about them. I mean, we're Irish. We're Irish people. There should be no love for these fucking royal

lunatics, for this legacy of colonialism that everybody's celebrating. I remember when Lady died,

when they when they when died died. Maybe her name was kind of a foreshadowing. I remember my wife

sitting on the couch. The TV back then was in the living room and she folded out the couch

in the living room and she sat on it for three days straight because she was watching and crying

the entire time. And if there's something about certain Irish people where even though they have

occupied our land for 800 years and starved us to death in the 19th century and and subjugated

us and took away our culture, there's still this love for the monarchy. It's fucking embarrassing.

She was watching it and I was gone for the weekend. So I went in and she's laying on the couch and

I snuggled up and I threw a move on her and I got shot down. I and American got shot down so she

could watch the fucking a bunch of dough-faced Brits sleeping on the side of the road the night before

lined up so they could watch a parade of a 100 year old corpse go by and they're crying. What are

you crying about Brits? What do you shed a few tears for for voting yourself out of the EU

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