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🗓️ 14 September 2022
⏱️ 91 minutes
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From Wait Wait... Don’t Tell Me! and winner of Last Comic Standing, Alonzo Bodden comes back on the podcast.
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0:00.0 | Hey fans, no, that's not me. I don't, uh, I don't call you fans. I find that to be presumptuous, |
0:20.1 | a little egotistical. You're my, you're not even my listeners. You are listeners of podcasts |
0:26.8 | that happened at this time to have downloaded Fitzdog radio. And I thank you for that. I'm glad to be |
0:33.6 | a part of your life. It's been many years and someday I will feel entitled enough to call you my |
0:42.4 | fans. But for now, I'll just say, you're my friends. How about that? I've got a little bit of a headache. |
0:50.1 | I went to the dentist this morning. I had a cavity filled. Is that clear? Can you see that? |
0:54.4 | And then my two front teeth, you're not going to believe this shit. My, the two corners, |
1:02.2 | you know, I got this gap between my teeth. And then the two corners on the gap were completely |
1:07.6 | chipped away from years and years of biting my nails and playing sports and whatever else. |
1:15.2 | And the doctor fucking rebuilt my front teeth. He filled in the chips in the corners. And it's |
1:22.0 | the exact same color. And it's the perfect shape. And I'm so happy. I wanted a kiss the guy in |
1:28.3 | the mouth. But we both had masks on. And he's a gentleman. I'm not married. There was many reasons |
1:33.4 | I didn't kiss him on the mouth. But, but then he worked. It was the back, the backmost. I guess |
1:41.6 | it's the wisdom tooth. The wisdom tooth had a cavity, but it was in between the two teeth. So it |
1:48.4 | was really hard to get to. And it was a big ass cavity. He kept telling me how big it was. And so |
1:55.8 | it was a lot of work. And I got a fucking headache from the drilling that he did on my, my teeth. |
2:03.2 | So I just rummaged through my knapsack and I found some aspirin |
2:08.3 | from that expired in February 2015. Took him anyway. Because I believe in the medical industry. |
2:19.7 | Who knows might die, might help me. I've also, by the way, got back from the dentist appointment |
2:26.9 | and got a phone call from somebody who I interviewed yesterday. For the podcast, we did a very long |
2:36.8 | interview. And then I hung out at this person's house for another hour and a half after the podcast. |
2:42.7 | Just hanging out. Couple hugs. And then I got a call from that person today saying that they have |
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