Hey kids welcome to Fitstock Radio. It's a pleasure to have you here in Fitstock Studios. It's a heat wave.

We don't get the summer on the west side of LA. We get the summer starting in late August and it goes till early October. It's fucking weird.

It doesn't break 72 until late August and then all of a sudden starts going up into the 80s and it stays... It gives it shit.

What a way to start a podcast. What am I going to talk about the weather? What am I going to tell you my horoscope next?

There's a lot of competition out there. I got to up my game. I got to talk about anal sex and the queen.

Ah! I can't believe she's gone. I just can't believe she's gone. I feel like it was yesterday when I couldn't believe she was still alive.

And now I can't believe she's gone. It's like a big gaping hole in my life. I mean who do I... who do I write letters to? Who do I... who do I think about doing sex when I don't want to come?

I mean it's different now because she's dead. I can't do when she's dead. I don't want to lose my erection. I just want to slow down the orgasm. A dead queen? Oh god.

I wonder if anybody's ever had sex in Westminster Abbey? Well, I'm not talking about man boy love. I'm talking about a man and a woman the way Jesus Christ wanted it.

Even though his parents never fucked. Poor... Poor Joseph. The ultimate cuck. Has there been a bigger cuck since Joseph? He didn't even have a last name.

He's just some guy who's wife cheated on him with God. How do you argue with that? How do you go like how could you do this to me? How could you not do this to me? He's God. I mean you know if my wife had sex with Mark Marin I would be like hey what the fuck?

But God? I mean unless you think Mark Marin's God with some people do. He's got some very big fans. Anyway we have a great great podcast today. I went to my friend Leslie Jones's house last week. It's almost two weeks ago. A week and a half ago.

And we sat around her Beverly Hills mansion and we did a very long interview and then we sat around for like another hour and a half afterwards and just laughed and hung around her pool and had a blast.

So I'm not going to do a big intro because it's a very long interview and I want you guys to get through it all.

And then I get a call from her the day after that she's got the COVID-19 virus. I don't know which one she got. I don't know which variant. But she went down pretty hard. And so I spent the next week paranoid that I was going to get it. And I did not get it.

Although it would have been kind of cool to get Leslie Jones's COVID. It's not like getting you know fucking Neil Brennan's COVID. I mean who cares? I'm kidding. I'd love to get your COVID.

But that's got to be a name dropy thing in Hollywood who you got your COVID from. That's probably a big thing with the agents. You know I got Tom Cruise's COVID. Yeah. I felt pretty good.

All right. So let's do let's see see this guy. I got a lot of bad feedback from the last podcast about the audio. I've had some audio issues this year and I cannot blame my producers who do a fine job. It's me. Sometimes I just could sloppy. And I guess last week I got a million emails from people saying that I was slurping my coffee. That is embarrassing. I guess I was just kind of just

I don't know. I apologize. I hate to rape your ears with my nastiness. But it just tastes better when you slurp. It's just it's how it's like wine and pussy. You got to slurp it. If you really want to enjoy it. If you want to get everything out of it. Yeah.

So my apologies to everybody who complained about that. I got a bunch of good overhears. Oh, I got a huge. I recording this is the end of the day. I'm a little tired and I got fucking chose tonight. I'm at the improv and the laugh factory in the comedy store tonight. And I got to get I got it. I got to make some coffee right after this. I'm making coffee at 6 o'clock p.m. I got a couple hours to go. And I'm fucking tired. I played golf way too early this morning.

We had the Irish mafia force them together with fit Simmons fits Gibbons Gibbons and gobbins started love saying our names out loud. He likes to mock us and it feels racist.

Daniel Draider said a guy on a cell phone as I walk by and I hear quote I'm not even diabetic. But I still feel like I'm about to have a seizure a lot.

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