Andrew WK's Big Lie with Joey and Justin

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Who - or what - is Andrew WK? Well there's the easy answer - he's a party rockin' multi-instrumentalist and singer and inspirational speaker known for his wild antics and bizarrely dirty suits. But is he also... a fraud?? The Everything Reviewed boys are back, and Joey Bergren and Justin Sherman have a little theory about what AWK might be hiding under all that beautiful hair. Is he really that big in Japan? You're gonna have to listen to find out.

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0:00.0	The In high school my girlfriend got fitted at a Victoria secret and they told her and she
0:20.3	cried because she was so upset with the results.
0:22.5	I don't really like, it's going to be okay,
0:24.3	there's still the ones you walked in with.
0:25.8	Because of them.
0:28.8	You're not different now.
0:30.1	You knew what they were before?
0:31.4	And she didn't like that either.
0:32.3	Also, the Victoria's Secret fittings are absolutely.
0:35.2	I got it there once and that it was a it was an incorrect result.
0:39.6	Oh no.
0:40.2	And also it like Victoria Secret is like a mall store so they hire like 19 year olds
0:45.2	so it was just this and then like the managers... Not a normal brassier professional like you
0:50.0	want frankly they exist and they know how to do it. Then I got it done at Nordstrom's. Let me tell you fellas. If you're ever looking for a cup check, cup size check, go to Nordstrom's.
1:01.2	Get a check. It's a term for when you hit someone in the nuts.
1:04.4	Yeah.
1:05.4	No, Kuchk is a titty slap.
1:07.6	Oh, really?
1:08.6	That's how they check the size, right?
1:10.6	They just go smack and base off the sound and feel they can tell.
1:14.0	Sometimes they get like a wet towel and like twist and nothing.
1:17.0	Oh, man.
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