Andrew Tate - You're Welcome

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

kathbum

Comedy

4.5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the day she learned who Andrew Tate was. What an absolute whirlwind! Thanks for your messages. Also, another secret baby has surfaced in her family tree and SOME PEOPLE don't want to entertain the realities of genetics. Plus, your messages on dogs, second babies, and more. x

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0:00.0	Hello! Happy New Year and welcome to 2023, first episode of telling everybody everything.
0:07.7	I'm coming to you today from Violets bedroom. Hers is the only one with phone reception
0:12.0	and I have just done a research call for BBC The One Show, which I will be appearing on,
0:18.2	with Bobby and Fana tomorrow. Tomorrow is Friday because my podcast has no producer,
0:24.1	no edit. It goes out exactly when it's recorded. Today's Thursday,
0:28.4	the 5th of January and we have to stop saying Happy New Year soon, but not today.
0:32.9	So today, Happy New Year. I hope that this year brings you everything you always dreamed of.
0:39.2	Violets bedroom is pretty tight. She always wants to change it around, redecorate, and we have said
0:44.7	to Violet, if you can keep your all-sweet, clean, and you can take your trash out, and we don't see
0:51.6	any dishes or a crap line around your room, then we will entrust you with more aesthetic decisions.
0:58.8	She's unable to do that. I mean, this place is a dump. And it could be better. I understand. I
1:05.8	was 13 once too. I wasn't the cleanest person, but she's got some like luxuries in here. I had to
1:11.7	turn off a fridge on her vanity. She's got a mini fridge that makes this fridge noise, not
1:18.3	acceptable for the podcast. That is unnecessary. If anyone tells you, oh, you need to keep your
1:24.4	creams and your cosmetics cold, that is a lie. We're put them in your normal fridge in the kitchen.
1:30.4	It does feel nice to have some cosmetics cold, but just use the normal fridge. Though this mini
1:35.4	fridge was gifted to her by a very wealthy child. So maybe this girl, I mean, maybe the little girl
1:42.0	who has everything, what do you get them on cosmetics fridge? I guess. But it just hums in the room
1:47.2	and what chills her lip gloss, her moisturizer. I don't get it. And I have perfect skin.
1:53.6	I saw a dermatologist today and I wasn't going to go actually. I was kind of offended
1:58.8	on behalf of wheelchair users because I wrote in to the consultation forum and I wrote, you know,
2:06.8	I need to see this dermatologist because I think she's really talented and my jawline has taken
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