And You Did It at My Paddock w/ Nick & Chase *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Julia is joined by cacklers Nick and Chase for their very first venture into the cursed depths of Reddit's Am I The Asshole. Horrors include: a husband's mysterious gaycation to Ibiza, a black market Labubu deal, a fuckboi horse with navy blue hay, and a man who is enchanted by his server's gongerous scalp. Plus, Chase's formative years herding sheep in Arizona, the sacred right to be rude at work, and personal legal drama… ALLEGEDLY!
For more Nick and Chase, check out their podcast Mumbling and Cackling!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, you know what I love about New York? |
| 0:02.4 | So coming back here, again, with my jobs, I got back into the service industry. Oh, and here you can just be on your worst behavior. Oh, that is the main difference. And it's so fun. It's true. You can be really rude as a server here. Because it's like, come on, like you go out to like dinner here. The service is not. 45 minutes stat, get your ass up and go. Get your ass up, go. |
| 0:22.4 | Like, we need this. |
| 0:22.8 | They tell you you have this table for 45 minutes. |
| 0:24.6 | Exactly. go out to like dinner here the service is not 45 minutes stat get your ass up and go get your ass up |
| 0:21.8 | up go like we need this tell you you have this table for 45 minutes exactly you're out the door |
| 0:26.3 | I don't want to see you chewing on anything no you're not gonna be able to get your couch |
| 0:30.3 | pencils down when the girl with the iPad is walking to their table, it's like, just, just go. |
| 0:37.7 | Right. |
| 0:38.1 | Literally. |
| 0:38.6 | It's like TSA. |
| 0:39.5 | So just like on your worst behavior here. And it's so fun. Jay's just talking about this, I think like last week, but you were like, my favorite thing to say is, and what are we going to do about that? Yes. What do you mean? Someone would like have a problem and he'd go, hey, what are we going to do about that? |
| 0:54.2 | I went to this restaurant. |
| 0:54.9 | This is so you coded. |
| 0:56.2 | And we were waiting for the food and it was taking forever for the food to come. And she goes, oh, excuse me, sir. Like, is the food going to be coming out soon? And he was like, you want to go back there and check? Me. No. I was like, honestly, I'm like, he's right. You want to go back there and check. |
| 1:10.3 | He's like, you go back there and check. |
| 1:12.5 | We were gagged. |
| 1:13.7 | Are you sure he wasn't in Chase? You sure I wasn't there? Or when Chase, like, doesn't know the wines? And he's like, oh, this one, lovely, from New Zealand. You just make it up? It's an Italian. Yeah, what are they going to do? genuinely because they're like, I would love a Savian Blanc. Like, where's your Savian Blanc from? |
| 1:31.4 | I'm not... You just make it up? It's an Italian. Yeah, what are they going to do? It's like, genuinely, because they're like, I would love a saviant blanc. |
| 1:29.3 | Like, where's your savi en blanc from? I'm not going to check. I don't care. It's New Zealand. I was like, it's from New Zealand. It's gorgeous. I love it. Never tasted it. Don't know where it's at. They were like, can we get a bottle? |
| 1:41.1 | And I was like, no, because then you're going to see where it's from. |
| 1:44.2 | He's like, you don't know. |
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