And We're Having So Much Summer Fun
Absolutely Not
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4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is speedballing on a steroid pack post being humbled in the Hampton's and getting Rejected-then accepted at the most exclusive club on a pond in Montauk. She hangout with cool German porn stars and a chick with a lazy eye! So much fun in the cool kids club!! Heather also hits the "Absolutely NOT line" and answers questions about what to do if you know your gynecologists from High School, should you be upset if your ex rebound with an old broad and how to get your DONG pounced on! That and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.6 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.7 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:26.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon, how the hell are you? |
| 0:28.3 | Hope you're doing well. Hope you're having a great day, great life, great week. |
| 0:32.8 | I'm on a steroid pack. |
| 0:34.0 | Don't know when the last time you get a steroid shot at the ass, but I'll tell you what. |
| 0:37.5 | You know, I fucks with an urgent care. |
| 0:38.9 | Shout out to Dr. Duke. |
| 0:40.3 | I love an urgent care. |
| 0:41.5 | I don't have a primary care physician, which I know is very dramatic for a lot of people. |
| 0:45.4 | People get upset that I don't have a PCP, but I live my life on the edge. |
| 0:49.5 | I don't know if you know this, but I made bad girl at urgent care. |
| 0:53.6 | So I went, got a little sign of seeing going on, but I got a little Z-pack. |
| 0:57.8 | Your girl bucks with a Z-pack. |
| 1:00.1 | And I got a little steroid shot in the ass. |
| 1:02.8 | And let me tell you something, when that steroid shot hits, you know when it hits it's a couple |
| 1:05.9 | hours in. You have to make your, you like, as soon as it hits, you're like, ying, |
| 1:12.5 | and you were fucking ready to go. |
| 1:14.5 | I am so good on a steroid. |
| 1:16.8 | I could move you out of your home, put together a trundle bed with my teeth, |
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