And We're Back!
Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2022
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
We finally, finally, finally return to touring, and set our clam chowder and sour dough dreams on the beautiful city of San Francisco, all set to the dulcet tones of the incredible B. Noel. Author George M. Johnson crosses out America’s book banning trend. Jared Goldstein and Holmes say Ok, Stop to Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Ben Shapiro. Guy Branum finds out, “Are you smarter than a gay coastal elite?” Ezra Klein takes stock of our times, and we finish it all with a brand-new comedy technology: the Hyper Wheel.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, please give it up for San Francisco's own B. Noel! |
| 0:15.0 | Ask any of the lefties out crooked, which of their bosses afraid of bread it's all dairy now that he |
| 0:24.5 | went keto so he would look his best for the city of San Francisco Pundin is with Ronin |
| 0:43.3 | So John's at Castro |
| 0:45.3 | Yes, we mean the theater, not Senior Trudeau |
| 0:56.0 | We start with the mono, |
| 0:59.0 | and with a high note. |
| 1:02.0 | When you're good to love it, |
| 1:05.0 | he'll tell you to vote. |
| 1:09.0 | They say the news is bad and dumb. |
| 1:12.1 | Fox News is full of shit. |
| 1:14.6 | But we've got on the right a chiny and a mitt. |
| 1:20.5 | Now the queen has COVID. |
| 1:23.4 | There's war in Ukraine. |
| 1:26.3 | Katanji Brown Jackson, your school board is insane. |
| 1:36.3 | We have got Guy Brenham, Gerald Goldstein too. |
| 1:43.3 | Hello, George M. Johnson. Hey, Holmes, is that you? Gerald Goldstein too Hello George and Johnson |
| 1:45.2 | Hey Holmes, is that you |
| 1:52.1 | Oh, is that a straight man? |
| 1:55.9 | Yep, that's Ezra Klein |
| 1:57.8 | We all tried for homo's |
| 2:01.3 | One ally is fine. |
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