Hey everyone. Agatha Christie is so good at murder mysteries that she's for sure killed someone.

Today's book is, and then there were none, arguably her best book as measured by nightmares it gave me

when I was 12. I'm Kellett Erskine. I'm a comic, a father, and then I was none.

And I'm David Vance.

I think 10 people getting murdered on an island would have been a great way to retire the character, Gilligan.

Also, spoilers ahead.

Dave just told you the whole book.

And then there were none as a murder mystery about a serial killer picking people off one by one.

It's almost definitely just waiting to be found in the school library of your young child.

And this is the book pile.

Kellan, I wouldn't change this, but my childhood was full of people trying to protect me.

And then I could just walk into the school library

and read the darkest crap imaginable.

And I did.

Amy in quarantine says,

Readers plus comedians make good friends and good podcasts.

Amy, me and Dave aren't friends.

I look like I'm 16, but I'm 30, says,

The Book Pile is as close to an antidote for the blues as you can get.

No joke.

Thank you, person who is probably 16.

All right, and without further ado, here are three lessons that we took from, and then there were none.

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