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Consider, think about this. Take a regular man.

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Hi Jeff Canada. Hi Anthony Carbony. Hello, concerned citizens. Jeff,

it's the most wonderful time of the year. Oh, I love this time of the year. I get all my decorations

out. I get I get there's a different spirit. You know, I think there's a twinkle in everybody's eye.

There's a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a pep in their step a pep in their step a pep in their

step and a pip a p a p a p a p a p as well. They're tipping their hats to one another. It's everybody

wants to be to be giving and there's just a feeling of warmth and joy because the igno

bell prizes have been announced. We love the igno bell prizes. Oh, yeah, it's a special time.

It's a special time we look forward to on this very science podcast every year where we get to

marvel at the at the genius and the other side of genius of people. That's right. This is

um, this is the yearly awards that that honor the science that is maybe the silliest or seems

the least useful from the outside. These are these are people whose ideas cannot be contained

within the confines of useful. You know, uh, it is of course put on by, uh, the imp, by the

improbable research institute. Uh, we love them. They make a they make a great magazine. They,

they report on this stuff all year round, but this is their big time of the year. And I wanted to

go through and talk about some of the big winners from this year, Jeff, because they are

perfect. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. I haven't looked at any of these. It's like unwrapping a gift.

It's it's a special time. It's the igno bell prizes. It's the igno bell prizes, baby. And I want

to start off with one, Jeff, that is going to be familiar to you. This is an old friend, buddy.

This is an old friend. Do you remember? Does this name ring a bell to you? David Carrier,

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