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Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

After an epic quest through Cordelia to Hell itself, our heroes find themselves face to face with the man behind all of their hardships: Lexicon Matters. Will they face off in a climactic battle, or can they coexist?

But don't fret, dear listener! Though this campaign may be coming to a close, we have so many Rude Tales to tell in the world of Cordelia. We'll meet you back here in two weeks for the debut of our new campaign: WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR. It all goes down Tuesday, November 28th!

To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon!

WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.

follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Happy Thanksgiving!
0:07.0	I'm just finishing up in the kitchen.
0:11.0	Come inside.
0:12.0	It's cold out there. Makes it tough to find the right temperature
0:15.0	to sleep at night, doesn't it?
0:16.5	Well, ha ha!
0:17.4	No, not for me.
0:19.2	I stay the perfect temperature all night long
0:21.6	using silver infused bedsheets made by miracle made that were inspired by NASA.
0:27.0	They're so comfortable and without the high price tag of other luxury brands.
0:32.0	They feel nicer than sheets used by some five-star hotels.
0:35.0	No, of course, I'm happy to talk about my fabulous sheets in a time like this.
0:40.0	It's Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for them.
0:42.0	These sheets are infused with silver that
0:46.1	prevent up to 99.7% of bacterial growth. They stay cleaner and fresh three times longer than other sheets and that helps your skin from getting breakouts.
0:56.2	Sleep clean with miracle. Stop looking at me like that. Yes, it's my first Thanksgiving since I lost my husband in that corn maze, but he's resourceful.
1:04.8	Let's move on. Miracle-made sheets are thermo-regulating and designed to keep you at the perfect temperature all night long,
1:11.8	so you sleep better every night.
1:14.0	And you'll want that with this mulled cider knocking you out.
1:17.0	Ha ha ha! I'm fine!
1:19.0	Miracle sheets are the perfect gift for your friends, family, or spouse.
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