Welcome to the Bob and Sherry Show with Bob.

You know, I was just thinking that you're exactly right.

I should learn from that, but of course I won't.

And Sherry.

Here to point out your little tics and oddities since 1990, whatever.

And now broadcasting from four remote bunker locations, it's Bob and Sherry.

Oh, I have something that'll wake you up.

If you're struggling to get going, this should get some cold ice water running through your veins.

So there's a social media site called DiPley.

And they rounded up a collection of posts they'd seen on their site of people getting revenge.

And my favorite was written in red ink on a piece of loose leaf notebook paper.

And it's got like little red ink hand-drawn hearts and smileys and lots of exclamation points.

I'm going to read it for you now.

Are you ready?

Here we go.

Guess who left his Facebook open on the computer and got a message from Kelsey? Yeah, it's you.

But don't worry. I didn't break anything. Actually, I was nice enough to package all your things.

And I even invented a neat game since I know you like looking for things like other girls.

Here's where you'll find your stuff.

Your clothes are where we first met.

Your video games are where we first kissed.

Your laptop is where we bought our first video game together.

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