Dude, can you see everybody around like uncomfortable? You're talking loud!

Jay's is fucking Christ!

You're being a little insensitive voice imaginations a real disorder.

Just imagine being at your high school prom and a little bit softer now and a little bit softer now!

Welcome aboard another below deck podcast. Today we'll be covering below deck

peacocks below deck down under season one episode five. I am Nick Davis and I am your captain now.

Dylan Randon is off in Argentina but I am settled up next to my co-host Patrick the Irish Bug Hickey.

Captain permission to come aboard.

Permission granted. You know, I already beat Dylan up for not showing up this week.

So I don't, I'm staring at it. You actually asked the guests not to say anything about him leaving.

You didn't really beat him up. I didn't. No. Okay. It was more groveling to the audience.

Oh, all right. Well, yeah, I don't want to go over it again because it's fucking redundant.

Dylan's not here. Okay, I don't know what to tell you. So it's just Nicky and I and we're

gonna give you a great show and that's it. And hey, I would have called one of the below deck people

cast members say, hey, you want to do panel, but you guys fucking ruined that last week with all

your bickering and complaining about having Gabby on. So you're ruined it. So now it's just Nicky

and I so you get what you deserve. But I think it's gonna be wonderful. I think empty space is

better than a sea rat. You think so? Yeah. Kate's always great. Kate's great. Kate's not a sea

rat. She's clean to the sea. Kate just saying any PSA's even though this is Patreon. So it's

worth a very exclusive audience that would hear just I think the season's starting to get really

good. So stick with us on this. And also we got ultimatum start firing up next week. And we're

just gonna have fun with that. And we got some surprises coming down the pike for you guys. So

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