Ancient Astronauts with Mark David Christenson
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People
4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2016
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
What if angels were just aliens? What if the pyramids were build by lazers? What if the war on Christmas was a real thing? All these questions and more are answered on this episode, in which Mark David Christenson addresses the theory that ancient alien astronauts came to earth to teach us junk like architecture and then mess around with our DNA. And as a bonus, we get verrrrrrry fiesty about organized religion. Westboro Baptist, sashay away!
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| 0:00.0 | The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, |
| 0:22.2 | crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead. |
| 0:29.7 | Let's get to the show. I'm sure it was part of a bit about milfs or something. Have you seen that Ferggy video yet? |
| 0:53.7 | No. Oh man, it's called milfs and it's just her and a bunch of hot Hollywood moms pouring |
| 0:59.3 | milk on their tatas? What the fuck? I highly recommend it. It's a real yeah yeah it's a real |
| 1:07.2 | music video. I don't know about that. Yeah I think it's like brand new. You heard it |
| 1:11.8 | here first. |
| 1:13.8 | Can I get internet so I can pull this up? |
| 1:16.5 | While we're talking, I'm just watching |
| 1:20.0 | Milky Tatas. |
| 1:22.0 | Milky Titts? Milky Tits? |
| 1:24.0 | That's weird. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah, I mean in it's... |
| 1:27.0 | The shik is like there's a hot young milkman driving through the Milftown USA, |
| 1:32.0 | and it's just like Alessandro Ambrosia, just like... |
| 1:35.0 | I don't even know who the name you just said. |
| 1:38.0 | I am not sure that I do either, and I think it might be the wrong name. |
| 1:41.2 | But what are you going to do? |
| 1:42.4 | Models. Models. Our guests today, eating a |
| 1:46.3 | donut looking fresh to death. It's okay you can't hear it. Mark David Christensen, very funny improviser, very funny guy in general to be around. |
| 2:00.0 | Oh, thanks. |
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