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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

An Xmas Treat: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Spirituality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Religion & Spirituality

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Get cozy for Kate and Jacqueline’s cold (and wintry) reading of “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.” aka “A Visit from St. Nicholas.” Lock this in like peppermint, because it a likely to be a most merry new hag tradition.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a special drop.

0:02.4

The dream of little treats for the listeners at Christmastime, part of the road to Christmas, creating atmosphere and joy.

0:10.2

I thought we could do a reading, a cozy reading for the listener.

0:15.2

Okay.

0:16.3

Oh, I didn't know this was what it's called.

0:18.7

A visit from St. Nicholas.

0:20.6

Had no idea.

0:25.1

T'was the night before Christmas went all through the house.

0:29.0

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

0:32.1

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.

0:34.7

Okay, I didn't know when to stop.

0:37.2

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

0:39.7

in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds

0:45.6

while visions of sugarplums danced in their heads. And mama in her kerchief, an eye in my cap,

0:52.8

had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

0:56.3

When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter.

0:58.8

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

1:01.6

Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.

1:06.9

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow gave a luster of midday to objects below.

1:11.7

God, this is good.

1:12.9

This is phenomenal.

1:13.9

This is better than I remember.

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